Let's discuss this article.

Firstly, its taken from here.

This is a list of "50 Things She Wishes You Knew"
I figure I'll list them, and under each talk about what I think is crap. Or right on. :)

1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count.

Basically, yeah thats accurate. Unless its a serious relationship thing we got going on. Then afterwards is totally legit. Or I say it first :)

2. Real men drive stick shift.

Whatever. Real men drive hybrids.

3. I will leave if you lie.

 Basically. Unless sex is good, then we'll negotiate.Totally kidding Mom. Its over.

4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).

 Sure if you're 12. Or happen to really play baseball. But by default you are my boyfriend and hence do not play baseball.

5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so.

 Umm no. Because A) I don't keep track of it. B) I'm not that paranoid

6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear.

 Yeah. I'm a sap.

7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.

 I don't typically make the mistake of asking my boyfriend how I look. Or maybe we just haven't gotten there yet. Either way, its not a big deal.

 8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you.

 I'd say mostly true. Though Zack Braff is right up there with you :)

9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.

 The terrified part is true. Its more like I'm terrified of becoming either of my parents. Lets leave it at that.

10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.

 I don't think I'd say turned on. More like it makes me giggle and be a total girl. And want to kiss you ;)

11. I expect you to call me.

 I don't expect anyone to call me. I hate phones. But if you do call, its super-mega bonus points to be redeemed at a later date.

12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.

 OMFG this is right on. :)

13. I'm scared of losing my independence.

 No Way. I'm ready to give it up. *gives you independence* I wrapped it myself! I guess its more like I wouldn't mind relinquishing a bit of independence. I'm all for compromising relationships.

14. I'm more forgiving of you than I really should be.

 Hard to say, but I'd have to go with yes. However I tend to be more forgiving of 90% of the people in my life than I     should be

15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick.

Remove Manolo Blahnik shoes and insert rockin CD, video game, peonies (only peonies), or a pony.

 

16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.)

 Yeah thats about right.

17. If I'm not having sex with you, I'm... a. ...having a fat day. b. ...not feeling "connected" to you. c. ...blackmailing you to get something I want.

 Hmm I don't quite think so.

18. Shoes determine whether you're fashionable or not.

 I don't give a fuck. I mean unless they're Crocs. Then we may have to go shopping.

19. I own a Debbie Gibson CD, and I'm not afraid to use it.

Who the fuck is this Debbie Gibson? I have a Coldplay CD and I'm not afraid to use that. 

20. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.

True. However I do not talk about my imperfections with my boyfriend. Also, it seems like when us girls say things like that we are fishing for compliments. For one thing, guys don't pick up on this. Also, you say it, he may as well agree. So no fishing for compliments ladies!

21. A man I love plans the occasional fancy-schmancy dress-up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we're just going to the movies.

 Hmm. Dressed up dinners can be kinda awkward. Unless its fancy-schmancy sushi. :) *hints* Sour Patch Kids!

22. You look hot in hooded clothing items.

definitely. More hoodies! But not toooooo big. 

23. You should never tell me what to do.

 No, sometimes its hot.

24. If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.

 :)

25. My breasts love much licking and sucking.

 :D

26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.

 Yes.

27. I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice.

 I agree, though this doesn't seem to happen. Often.

28. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.

 To an extent. I am also unimpressed with someone with a dominating personality. So again the whole compromise thing.

29. When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color.

 Ehh. Only if they're blue or Green. If they're brown pretend they're blue or green :)

30. I want to be Madonna.

 NOTSOMUCH. I want to be Veronica Mars. Or Sailor Moon.

31. Women get urinary-tract infections easily, so watch (and wash) your fingers.

 Well I figured this one out. UTI = the feeling of death

32. I'm in heaven when you hold my hand.

 verymuchso :) Its cute, and we all know I'm a sucker for cute things

33. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.

 eating a peach? holding a baby? You're sexy when your playing Guitar Hero. Or fixing my computer :D Or reading a book!

34. I need to hear how you feel about me. Often. Tell me now.

 Very true. Again the girlieness prevails

35. Surprises, especially gifts for moi = more loving.

 I think that means you'll receive more loving. In that case, yes. If it means I'll love you more. Ehh. Surprises are nice, gifts aren't necessary.

36. I want to be the best thing that ever happened to you--and for you to recognize this.

 Well wouldn't we all like that? Even you too, guys

37. If I'm not feeling loved, I will start looking....

 Maybe so. Yeah.

38. Discussion of ex-gf's and ex-bf's should be avoided at all times.

 Umm just at first. When we're serious, then we should talk about it. At some point its kinda of necessary to get it all out in the open.

39. I like it when you tell me what you're thinking, even if you don't know yourself.

 Yes. Because if I were a super hero I would most want to read minds.

40. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points.

more like mentioning the length of time we have been dating is nice. I'm forgetful.

41. I love it when you're sweaty.

 Notsomuch. Unless its because I'm making you sweaty ;)

42. It's best to consult your gal pals for gift ideas.

 Maybe. Make sure they're kinda nerdy too

43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses.

 Depends on the situation. But hugs are a must! Lots of hugs :)

44. I like porn.

 Notsomuch.

45. I love holding your bum in the palms of my hands.

Notsomuch. Unless its during...well you know. I like holding your hand.

 

46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.

 Its kinda awkward.

47. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read...

Its cheating as soon as you kiss her, or do some other sexual act with her.

48. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.

 Definitely true.

49. I remember everything about our relationship.

 Kind of true. I don't have a great memory. I will likely remember 90% of the things you have told me. 65% of the things we have done together. I will not remember how long its been, so you should keep track :)

50. You should know all this and more with-out my telling you.

Unlike the original author I'm not an idiot. You won't remember, I won't either :)